Hi tumblr, I feel like I’ve lived a million lifetimes since last we spoke, so let’s just start fresh! Hi.

Hi tumblr,
I feel like I’ve lived a million lifetimes since last we spoke, so let’s just start fresh!

Hi.

Fuck every stupid fucking thing

Fuck every stupid fucking thing

“Avoid the flourish. Do not be afraid to be weak. Do not be ashamed to be tired. You look good when you’re tired. You look like you could go on forever. Now come into my arms. You are the image of my beauty .”
I’m in a weird mood. I called btd this morning, stupidly, to wish him a happy birthday. It was intended to be a sweet gesture but ended with me crying. Of course. Because everything with btd ends with me crying. Fucking aye. After 9 years I got my way. Yay? I dunnoooo. I hope it didn’t fuck up shit. I really would be bummed to lose a friend, tattoo artist, and new fuck buddy all at once. :/ Arghhhh time to make the cakes

I’m in a weird mood. I called btd this morning, stupidly, to wish him a happy birthday. It was intended to be a sweet gesture but ended with me crying. Of course. Because everything with btd ends with me crying. Fucking aye.

After 9 years I got my way. Yay? I dunnoooo. I hope it didn’t fuck up shit. I really would be bummed to lose a friend, tattoo artist, and new fuck buddy all at once. :/

Arghhhh time to make the cakes

Harlan is sleeping next to me right now snoring louder than any 2.5 year old should. He is his father’s son for sure, but it’s not like I can kick him or banish him to the couch :/ Need sleeeeeep

Harlan is sleeping next to me right now snoring louder than any 2.5 year old should. He is his father’s son for sure, but it’s not like I can kick him or banish him to the couch :/

Need sleeeeeep

Relevant.
Be honest coketalk: whitegirlsaintshit: titytwochainz: thatdudeemu: How much would you charge an hour to clean someone’s house in just your underwear and shoes? 100 at least 5k depending on how dirty the house is More than I would charge for sex. $200/hr More if I’m in heels Of course I’d be in heels $300/hr

Be honest

coketalk:

whitegirlsaintshit:

titytwochainz:

thatdudeemu:

How much would you charge an hour to clean someone’s house in just your underwear and shoes?

100

at least 5k depending on how dirty the house is

More than I would charge for sex.

$200/hr
More if I’m in heels
Of course I’d be in heels
$300/hr